Dear me, but that elven babe on the box looks bored. She’s got a PhD in international law, you know. She could’ve been a big shot at the UN, but alas, like most elven babes, she ends up modelling for low-end game marketing. “What’s this Spellforce job involve?” she asks her agent excitedly. “Er…steel bikini and loincloth.” “Again?” “Yeah, but you get a sword this time. It’s very empowering.” Not quite the Security Council, though, is it?